Satirical Essay on Alcohol

Introduction

Alcohol, the well that springs the good in life, the nectar of the gods and the reason why the world is a better place. If one is lucky enough, the mere smell of the drink can make their world spin. And did you know it can lead to an amazing world of addiction, something that all of us should strive towards? With addiction, all your days will be packed with free time. Free time to buy all the alcohol you want and do anything that you ever wanted because you probably will have been fired from work by now. Quite some freedom, right? However, for those who may still have their jobs while still in this euphoric world of addiction, consider it okay to get to work late in half tanked and with multiple hung overs. Trust me; your employers are going to love this.

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Besides, constant drinking of alcohol will make you become the best person when it comes to handling your finances and your family. The fun thing about it is with time, it becomes a behavior, and with time, you realize that cheap alcohol is not bad at all. At this point, the best hint to having your family and finances on the right track is getting some rich alcoholic friends who will encourage and support your habit.

Drinking under the influence of alcohol has cost a lot of people, their lives and has robbed the society of the younger generation and parents of their beloved children. This being said, I hope you know that driving will always get more interesting especially when you are intoxicated and with a blurred vision. This gets even better when you go through a police check, and you will be hailed to a posh and luxurious place called jail. However, if you are lucky enough to escape the law, you probably will prefer to place your foot on that accelerator since you definitely do not want the police to confiscate all your alcohol money especially after you lost your job, think about it.

It is obvious that sitting at home drinking is not sufficient, more so, it is not fun at all. Joining your rich friends over a drink or two will definitely spice up your night. Therefore, the only hint at this point is to get behind the wheel, exceed the speed limit and probably change your car by the following day, if you are lucky enough not to kill yourself. Children below the age of twenty-one are also out there drinking, and their parents allow them to attend parties even though they know this is illegal, so why should a person like you, 25 years of age and above, not drink and drive?

Conclusion

As interesting as it may sound, it is high time we appealed to the public to consider humanity as a cohesive, cooperative unit. Something that can be lost and no one will be bothered. Therefore, why should the law not lower the drinking age to possibly 14 years? By so doing, children will have their freedom early enough, and they will throw care to the wind especially owing to the fact that it will be legal for them to drink and drive home to their parents' houses. The dangers associated with sober driving will definitely deter them from taking all the unnecessary risks that could cost them their lives. After all, teenagers in the modern day are overly mature and very responsible. I hope that you will seriously think about this.